Applying the Red Hack Fix to the Wendover Fun Bus

In this blog post I would like to apply the old Red Hack Fix to the Wendover Fun Bus and see what happens. If you are a reader of this blog then you already know what I mean when I say that I wish to apply the old “Red Hack Fix” to something. As such, there is no need to define what I mean by the term for that particular population of people. If you are not a reader of this blog then you probably do not know what I mean when I say that I wish to apply the old “Red Hack Fix” to something. But if that is the case then you are not reading this blog right now. Accordingly, there is no need to define it for you either, because the definition I would supply for applying the old “Red Hack Fix” would go unread and thus it would be a waste of time for me to expend the effort in typing it out in this blog post.

Applying Ye Olde Red Hack Fix to the St George Shuttle

Before I apply the old (or Ye Olde if you prefer) Red Hack Fix to the Wendover Fun Bus, I also want to mention that I would like to apply the old Red Hack Fix to the St George Shuttle as well. In fact there is no end to the modes of transportation that I would like to apply the old Red Hack Fix to however there is (unfortunately) limited space in which to apply the Red Hack Fix within the space of a three hundred word blog post. Now we have already established that there is no need to define what I mean by “Red Hack Fix” because either you are a reader of this blog and already know what it means or you are not a reader of this blog and as such it would not matter.

The Red Hack Park City Taxi Fix

In this blog post I would like to discuss what is affectionately referred to as the Park City taxi Red Hack Fix. Of course there is a Red Hack Fix (R. H. F.) for anything. For those of you (gentle readers) who are not regular consumers of our blog, a little explanation is necessary. What we are referring to when we use the term Red Hack Fix is a fix for a particular problem that not only solves the problem but does so in the Red Hack signature fashion. Explaining the Red Hack signature fashion is a more complex conversation and really requires a regular reading of this blog to fully comprehend. As such, we invite all new comers to do so and join the Red Hack family. All are welcome.

THE RED HACK SHUTTLE FROM SALT LAKE CITY TO PARK CITY FIX

So then, what exactly is the Red Hack Fix as it applies to riding in a Park City taxi or taking a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City? An exploration of this question shall be the subject of the remained (such as it is) of this blog post. However, in order to talk about the Red Hack Fix we must first identify the Red Hack Problem that the Red Hack Fix is designed to solve. In the present two situations what we are basically talking about in terms of a problem is a problem related to the subject of transportation. As the reader is well aware, both a taxi and a shuttle are modes of transportation. Therefore, if there is a fix that is to be applied to them it must also involve a transportation flavor. But what exactly is this problem related to transportation and more importantly, what exactly is its solution? What exactly indeed?

The Tote Pump Hack

We have probably discussed the tote pump in connection with the Red Hack Fix philosophy on this blog several times before. Of course there is always a new angle that can be taken on any topic and this topic is absolutely no exception to that particular rule. Although it is true that all rules have exceptions. And even if the prior sentence articulates a rule, even that rule would have an exception. Yes, these sentences are paradoxical but the world in which we live, indeed the very fabric of reality is paradoxical in nature. As such it should be no surprise that a paradox can be both false and true on its face.

EXAMINING THE PARADOX OF THE DRUM PUMP AS IT RELATES TO THE RED HACK FIX

Regardless of how one refers to a piece of equipment which is used for the purpose of extracting the liquid content from a container one must inevitably come to the realization that there is liquid, there are containers and sometimes this liquid must be located inside the container and other times the liquid must be located outside the container. One might reasonably inquire as to why a liquid should be put inside a container only to be extracted at a future point in time. This inquiry is even more reasonable given the fact that all consciousness is mortal and what does it really amount to once the Sun turns into a red giant and swallows humanity whole.

On the other hand, we are alive here and now and must make our way in the world. We must find food to nourish our bodies and we must find activities to occupy the time in which we live and create meaning for these lives. In the same way, we must store liquids for various purposes as well as remove them from the containers in which they are stored.

Applying the Red Hack Fix to Golf Carts South Florida

The Red Hack Fix Blog mail room has received several requests to apply the old “Red Hack Fix” to golf carts south Florida (especially in the Port Charlotte area) and to see what emerges therefrom. As any loyal reader of this blog can attest we have never been a blog to let a request go unanswered. Now for those of you who are new to this blog the term “Red Hack Fix” requires a bit of explanation. Essentially the term “Red Hack Fix” (or R. H. F.) is what we like to call an effective solution that comes out of nowhere and involves ingenious means to accomplish.

GOLF CARTS SOUTH FLORIDA GET THE RED HACK FIX

So what exactly needs fixing about golf carts from south Florida? Well, if you live in any other part of the country the problem is that the golf carts are over there and you are where ever you are located. As such the Red Hack Fix for this issue might be to bring the golf carts from south Florida to your location or to bring you to south Florida. Another issue might be that you do not have the money to spend on a golf cart or to even get to south Florida in general or Port Charlotte in particular. In that case, the Red Hack Fix might be to get you involved in some kind of training program where you can learn the skills necessary to obtain a better paying job so that you can earn the money both to travel to south Florida and to purchase a golf cart.

You see our philosophy is simple. There is no problem so tough or complex to which can not be applied the Red Hack Fix. Some people might think that is a naive problem to have but we think those people require a R. H. F. of their own to re-educate them.

The Red Hack Cleaning Service Salt Lake City Fix

One of the best “Red Hack Fixes” in the business is hiring a cleaning service Salt Lake City to spruce up the old homestead. For those of you new to this blog, a “Red Hack Fix” is one of those actions a person can take in order to radically improve their lives. As such, it is obvious on its face why hiring a cleaning service can serve in this regard. It is obvious because hiring a cleaning service will result in both a clean house and additional free time in order to do all those things that a person would not ordinarily have time to do.

THE RED HACK FIX THAT IS HIRING A CLEANING SERVICE SALT LAKE CITY

A messy house is the same thing as a messy life in our estimation and a messy life is in dire need of a Red Hack Fix. A messy life leads to all sorts of negative outcomes. For one thing, a messy house is depressing to live in and when a person is depressed he or she will not have the energy he or she would otherwise have in order to accomplish those things he or she wants to accomplish in life.

Cleaning a house takes a lot of time and energy, especially when a person has slacked off on cleaning for a significant period of time. Moreover, once a house becomes sufficiently messy it becomes more and more difficult for the person living in the house to clean it up. This is why, hiring a cleaning service is such a powerful Red Hack Fix because it overcomes what we like to call “the hump of volition.” In other words a person would be more motivated to perform a task if he or she is being paid for it than if he or she is not being paid for it.

Applying the Red Hack Fix to a Tote Pump

The “Red Hack Fix” can be applied to many things from a tote pump to virtually anything else you (gentle reader) can imagine. The regular readers of this blog will know what it means to apply the “Red Hack Fix” to something but for the edification of people who might be new to this blog let us first explore what we mean by this particular term. Essentially, the term “Red Hack Fix” refers to fixing a problem by hacking into it. But this is not an ordinary hack that we are talking about. This is in fact a “Red” hack.

GIVING A TOTE PUMP A RED HACK FIX

So the question that logically arrives at this point in the blog point is how can the “Red Hack Fix” be applied to a tote pump? First of all there must be a problem with the item that requires fixing. If there is no problem with the item then there is nothing to apply the “Red Hack Fix” to. We are all familiar with the phrase, “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.” The same is true for the “Red Hack Fix.” In other words, “if it ain’t broke, don’t Red Hack Fix it.”

If we have an item that is in fact broken then it is ripe for an application of the “Red Hack Fix.” Let us now discuss how this procedure is to be implemented. First the exact nature of the problem with the item must be clearly identified and defined. Once the problem has been defined there usually appears a possible fix to the problem. Once this fix appears it is then possible to apply the “Red Hack Fix” to this problem. The exact nature of the “Red Hack Fix” will naturally depend upon the specific feature of the problem that requires fixing.

 

The Value of the ASVAB Practice Test

armed-forces-logoThere is great value in using the ASVAB practice test to prepare for the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery. The Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery or A. S. V. A. B. is a test administered by the U. S. Armed Services to all candidates for enlistment. This test is administered to all candidates regardless of which branch of the U. S. Armed Services they seek enlistment be it the U. S. Army, the U. S. Navy, the U. S. Marine Corps, the U. S. Air Force, the U. S. Coast Guard or the U. S. National Guard.

THE ASVAB PRACTICE TEST FORMAT

The A. S. V. A. B. consists of two parts. The first part is a standardized multiple choice format. The second part is a written format. Both parts cover the same ten subject areas as follows:

Computerized test format

  • General Science (GS) – 16 questions in 8 minutes
  • Arithmetic Reasoning (AR) – 16 questions in 39 minutes
  • Word Knowledge (WK) – 16 questions in 8 minutes
  • Paragraph Comprehension (PC) – 11 questions in 22 minutes
  • Mathematics Knowledge (MK) – 16 questions in 20 minutes
  • Electronics Information (EI) – 16 questions in 8 minutes
  • Automotive and Shop Information (AS) – 11 questions in 7 minutes
  • Mechanical Comprehension (MC) – 16 questions in 20 minutes
  • Assembling Objects (AO) – 30 questions in 40 minutes
  • Verbal Expression (VE)= (WK)+(PC)

Written test format

  • General Science (GS) – 45 questions in 20 minutes
  • Arithmetic Reasoning (AR) – 30 questions in 36 minutes
  • Word Knowledge (WK) – 35 questions in 11 minutes
  • Paragraph Comprehension (PC) – 15 questions in 13 minutes
  • Mathematics Knowledge (MK) – 25 questions in 24 minutes
  • Electronics Information (EI) – 20 questions in 9 minutes
  • Automotive and Shop Information (AS) – 25 questions in 11 minutes
  • Mechanical Comprehension (MC) – 25 questions in 19 minutes
  • Assembling Objects (AO) – 25 questions in 15 minutes
  • Verbal Expression (VE)= (WK)+(PC)

Source: Wikipedia

By taking a practice version of the A. S. V. A. B. the candidate for enlistment will gain two primary benefits. The first benefit is that the candidate will familiarize himself with the test format. The second benefit is that the candidate will better understand which subject areas require further study.